Abraham Visits the
"Barren! How dare
you call me barren! Who's to say it's not YOU
who's at fault. Your dried up old twig couldn't get even the
youngest sapling pregnant."
"Sarah, calm down. I'm just saying, it'd be nice to
have an heir."
"Fine! You've been eyeing the maid Hagar. Don't deny
it, I've seen
you. Go spill your rotten seed inside her, see if I
So that night, after Sarah was fast asleep in her own room,
called Hagar into him. "Hagar, come here and sit by
there's something I'd like to discuss."
"Oh Mr. Abraham,
should I really be alone with you at night? You
know how jealous Miss Sarah can be!"
"Shhhhh… Don't worry. Come closer"
As he said these words, he pulled her close to him, and
passionately. "Oh Mr. Abraham, I've wanted you for so
moaned, as he deftly removed her panties. He loved looking
in that maid outfit she always wore; oh how many nights he
awake dreaming of putting his hand under her little skirt.
And now finally, he was feeling her moist warmth.
Hagar reached down under his tunic and felt the hardness.
that, a stone idol under there?" She asked, as
she slid down
and fellated Abram's obelisk. He enjoyed her expert tongue,
soon he couldn't bear it. He lifted her up and placed her
on top of
As he entered Hagar's supple moistness, Abraham flashed back to
how Sarah's dry gullet reminded him of the hot desert sand, and he shuddered. Hagar
onto his collar and rode him like a camel, bouncing up and
drilling him deeper into her with each movement.
Abraham then grabbed hold of her and flipped her over.
control, he pounded her vigorously.
"Oh Mr. Abraham, you are so strong."
"You know it, baby. I'm not too old yet. You want it?
You ready for
my to plant my seed?"
"Oh yes! Yes! I am your fertile ground! Fill me up
As she said those words, Abraham spewed for the with the river that
was to form a nation. "I got it! I got it!" she yelled, as they
both fell exhausted onto the bed
 Now Sarai Abram's wife bare him no children: and she had an
handmaid, an Egyptian, whose name was Hagar.
 And Sarai said unto Abram, Behold now, the LORD hath
restrained me from bearing: I pray thee, go in unto my maid; it
may be that I may obtain children by her. And Abram hearkened to
the voice of Sarai.
 And Sarai Abram's wife took Hagar her maid the Egyptian, after
Abram had dwelt ten years in the land of Canaan, and gave her to
her husband Abram to be his wife.
 And he went in unto Hagar, and she conceived: and when she saw
that she had conceived, her mistress was despised in her eyes.
 And Sarai said unto Abram, My wrong be upon thee: I have given
my maid into thy bosom; and when she saw that she had conceived, I
was despised in her eyes: the LORD judge between me and thee.