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David's Virgin
Bedwarmer
King David was very old,
he always felt chilled to his bones. So his servants thought,
let's find a beautiful young virgin to attend to him, to lie down
beside him to keep his body warm. He's so old, what could be the harm?
They
searched far and wide and at last found a beautiful girl named Abishag. She agreed that she would keep David warm and cozy.

Each morning Abishag would
bring him his herbal medicine and talk to him while
he drank it. She would then begin to massage salves onto his body,
making sure that she would manipulate all the special
places of pleasure. Starting with his neck, she would massage down to his
shoulders until he was relaxed. Then she would rub his back and
buttocks, slideher lubed fingers along his
his crack and slowly finger his balls. She would rub down his legs
and feet and then have him turn over.
She would start once again from
his chest, down his stomach, and then would excite him by moving
ever so leisurely along his royal organ until she could detect a little
twitch. Then she would lay her long hair over his flaccid kinghood
and tickle it back, sending shivers of delight through his body.
Sometimes in the mornings, she would ask for hummus with his pita
bread. He loved hummus and she would paint her nipples with
it and she would lay close to his body as he licked the gooey
goodness from her voluptuous young breasts, smacking his lips in
bliss.
David was happy
with Abishag. Though he was very old and knew well he did not have long to live,
he was content.
At last he was warm.
1 Kings 1:1-4
[1] Now king David was old and
stricken in years; and they covered him with clothes, but he gat
no heat.
[2] Wherefore his servants said unto him, Let there be sought for
my lord the king a young virgin: and let her stand before the
king, and let her cherish him, and let her lie in thy bosom, that
my lord the king may get heat.
[3] So they sought for a fair damsel throughout all the coasts of
Israel, and found Abishag a Shunammite, and brought her to the
king.
[4] And the damsel was very fair, and cherished the king, and
ministered to him: but the king knew her not.
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